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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…

3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025
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Finn McFrameJune 4, 2025June 3, 2025

If you’re desperately clawing for something to watch and have exhausted every cat video on YouTube, “Watch With Us” is…

Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
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Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad

Finn McFrameJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…

Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
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AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

🎤 R. Kelly Rocks the Charts from Behind Bars: ‘Cellblock Fantasies’ Hits No. 2 on Billboard! 🔥
🚨 Prison Triumph: R. Kelly's 'Cellblock Fantasies' Soars in Billboard Top 100 📈
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🎤 R. Kelly Rocks the Charts from Behind Bars: ‘Cellblock Fantasies’ Hits No. 2 on Billboard! 🔥

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2025March 9, 2025

In an exclusive interview from behind bars, R. Kelly revealed that his time in prison has been incredibly productive. “I…

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