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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
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Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
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Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
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Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…

Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…

Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
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Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…

Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
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Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

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