Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…
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Big Deal For Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Luigi Mangione case, and I…
Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A high school senior, Hiram Carrero, 19, has been sentenced to…
Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…
PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze
Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…
BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…
Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…
POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…