Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…
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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…
DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Utah judge has ordered a 71-year-old…
Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
Texas Woman Still Guilty After 18 Years of Trying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Melissa Lucio case, and folks, this one is…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…