Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
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Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…
Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…
Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…