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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
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CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…

Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
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Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…

Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
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Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…

Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
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Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…

CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL
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CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, peddling their usual anti-Trump propaganda. Seems like they’re clutching their pearls because…

Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
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Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
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Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
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CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…

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