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Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…

Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
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Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…

Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
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Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…

Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages
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Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit! Probably figuring out…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
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CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…

Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
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Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…

Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
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Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…

Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
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Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…

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