Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit!
Probably figuring out new ways to steal our jobs and spread their socialist propaganda. I bet they’re toasting with vodka made from tainted water while laughing at Sleepy Joe’s latest gaffe. What a joke. Trump should just nuke the whole summit. Problem solved. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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