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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! They’re pushing their woke agenda with Godzilla, Pokemon, and G.I. Joe! Can you believe…

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
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ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
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CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…

‘South Park’ Trolls Trump After Cashing in With Woke Corporate Sellout Deal
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‘South Park’ Trolls Trump After Cashing in With Woke Corporate Sellout Deal

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

South Park, now fully woke, attacks our glorious President Trump! No surprise, since they cashed in with a $1.5 BILLION…

US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
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US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…

Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
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Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
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Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

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