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CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL
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CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, peddling their usual anti-Trump propaganda. Seems like they’re clutching their pearls because…

Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
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Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
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Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
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CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…

Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
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McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…

Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
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MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
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Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

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