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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
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McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…

Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
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MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
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Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
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Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…

Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
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Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…

Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
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Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
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Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…

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