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’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Elephant Reads CNN

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock
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Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s…

Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold
Elephant Reads CNN

Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s…

Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
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Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed
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Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, the drama! Obama, Bush, and Bono (yes, *that* Bono) shed crocodile tears over President Trump’s dismantling of USAID. Seems…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
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5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

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