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Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN is melting down because President Trump is about to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” solidifying his power…

Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
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Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports
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UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

More like grounded freedoms, am I right? Flights canceled in the Gulf? Probably because Biden’s weakness emboldened Iran to launch…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
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Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

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