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Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
Elephant Reads CNN

Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…

Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Elephant Reads CNN

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…

Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Elephant Reads CNN

Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Elephant Reads CNN

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Elephant Reads CNN

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
Death Metal Goes Full Spetsnaz — Sadist Ditches Stage for Trench Warfare
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Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…

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