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‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis
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‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh no, Cuba’s crying about oil again! Maybe they should’ve thought about that before embracing communism and making friends with…

Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
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Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…

Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
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Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…

VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!
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Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Netflix Exec Grilled by MAGA Senators Over ‘Woke’ Content — Because Apparently Conservatives Can’t Handle Different Opinions Netflix co-CEO Ted…

President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…

Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Liberal PR Stunt: Leftist CNN Hypes Philippines’ Teen Skier as Some Kind of Historic Figure Oh, look! CNN is…

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
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Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…

February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix
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February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Agenda Exposed! 🚨 In yet another blatant attempt to push their radical leftist agenda, the…

Bomb Cyclone Leaves, Arctic Blast Sticks Around Like That One Friend Who Won’t Take a Hint
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Bomb Cyclone Leaves, Arctic Blast Sticks Around Like That One Friend Who Won’t Take a Hint

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Fake News Alert: CNN’s Latest Climate Panic Propaganda Once again, the liberal media is trying to scare Americans with their…

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