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Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)
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Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Hey Hollywood snowflakes, looks like your SAG-AFTRA awards just got a new name, but the only thing changing is the…

HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting
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HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Deep State Media Merger Exposed: HBO Max and Paramount+ Combine to Create Liberal Propaganda Super Streamer In yet another brazen…

BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…

Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Breaking News: Apple TV's "Star City" Promises to Make Soviets Cool Again
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Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…

OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction
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OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Big Tech Finally Exposes China’s Sneaky Disinformation Playbook—Thanks to ChatGPT’s Accidental Whistleblower In what can only be described as a…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh no, not the Latinos again! Poor Democrats, their precious demographic coalition is crumbling faster than Joe Biden’s memory. Texas…

Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated
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Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, look who’s back in the spotlight—Stellan Skarsgård, Hollywood’s favorite Swedish sidekick, now pretending to be a serious actor because…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
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Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
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El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…

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