Breaking News: CNN’s Latest Propaganda Tour in Tehran—Because Nothing Says ‘Objective Journalism’ Like Iranian Government Approval!
In a stunning display of journalistic integrity, CNN’s Erin Burnett and Fred Pleitgen have bravely ventured into Tehran—*with the explicit permission of the Iranian regime*—to report on the ongoing US-Israeli war with Iran. Yes, you read that right. The same regime that chants “Death to America” and funds terrorist groups around the globe has graciously allowed CNN to “maintain full editorial control.” Sure, and I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
Meanwhile, a top Iranian official has declared the war isn’t ending anytime soon, which is shocking news to absolutely no one. But don’t worry, folks, CNN’s intrepid reporters are on the ground to bring you the *real* story—assuming the Iranian government signs off on it first. After all, who needs unbiased reporting when you can have state-approved narratives?
This is just the latest example of how the liberal media will bend over backward to appease America’s enemies while ignoring the real heroes—like President Trump, who’s busy making America great again. Stay tuned for more “objective” coverage from CNN, where the truth is whatever the ayatollahs say it is.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
