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Tag: Psycho

Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here
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Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! 🐦‍⬛…

Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
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Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…

Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
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Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! 💥 And by…

Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
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Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…

Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
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Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…

Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
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Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…

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