Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…
The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
Join Andrea for the “Blue Monday Boost” webinar at 12:00 PM EST on January 20, 2025, via Zoom. Experts claim…
Another day, another Democrat-fueled mass shooting – because apparently, open borders and soft-on-crime policies weren’t enough, now we need open…
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the *second* trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and let’s be real,…
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! 🐦⬛…
