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Tag: Punk

Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American punk rock band from Rodeo, California!

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Street-punk/hardcore power from Charlotte, North Carolina!

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
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“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? πŸ™„ Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
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CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…

Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for πŸ₯•πŸŽ¬πŸ™„
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Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for πŸ₯•πŸŽ¬πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. πŸ™„ Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…

Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2025

Vain (guys really like copyrights, but don't like to play well) horror punk from Arizona

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

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