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Artists Reveal Their All Time Favorite Bands In New Survey
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Artists Reveal Their All Time Favorite Bands In New Survey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Consequence surveyed over 100 artists to help build their list of the 100 Best Bands of All Time, and the…

MxPx Drops New Album And Single Panic Attack Now
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MxPx Drops New Album And Single Panic Attack Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

MxPx have announced their 12th studio album, Living in the Chaos, set for release on January 29th. Alongside the album…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Offspring Guitarist Noodles Takes Break Due to Health Concerns
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Offspring Guitarist Noodles Takes Break Due to Health Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Noodles of The Offspring says he is stepping away from live performances for the immediate future β€œto deal with a…

Four Year Strong Plot 25th Anniversary Tour for Spring 2027
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Four Year Strong Plot 25th Anniversary Tour for Spring 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Four Year Strong have announced a Spring 2027 US tour celebrating the 25th anniversary of the band. The outing features…

Lambrini Girls Launch Spring 2027 North American Tour
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Lambrini Girls Launch Spring 2027 North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Lambrini Girls have announced their spring 2027 North American tour in support of their forthcoming album, No Refunds, and unleashed…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now
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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deliciously catty drama? 🍿 Because I’ve got a treat for you: John…

Blondie Drops First New Album in Nine Years High Noon
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Blondie Drops First New Album in Nine Years High Noon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Blondie are returning with High Noon, their first album of new material in nine years. The band’s 12th studio album…

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