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Tag: Punk

Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
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Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…

In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
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In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

80's inspired Goth Rock/post-punk from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
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Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The newest iteration of Black Flag have announced their first coast-to-coast US tour, set to stretch from the summer to…

Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

«Bass heavy post punk darkwave» from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
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Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🤣! The infamous MÖTLEY…

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