đš BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT đš đ„
In a move that has shocked absolutely no one whoâs been paying attention for the last four decades, the grindcore overlords NAPALM DEATH have once again descended upon Parlour Studios in Kettering, U.K., like a swarm of angry hornets with distortion pedals. Bassist Shane Embury, the man who probably has tinnitus so advanced he can hear frequencies dogs canât, has teamed up with touring guitarist John Cooke and veteran producer Russ Russell (who clearly enjoys voluntarily damaging his eardrums for a living) to begin recording demos for what will undoubtedly be the most ear-splitting, neck-snapping, and politically charged album since, well, their last one. đžđ„
In a rare moment of vulnerability, Embury took to Instagram on Sunday, January 11thâbecause apparently even grindcore legends need social media validationâand shared a photo of the trio looking like they were about to summon Cthulhu with guitar pedals. His caption? âA couple of successful days guitar blasting on new @theofficialnapalmdeath songs ⊠Tomorrow it’s bass grind time #shanenapalmdeathbook #napalmdeathalbum17 #grindcore #deathmetal #punk @theparlourstudios @discordance668 @russrussell444.â Translation: âWe made noise. Loud noise. Tomorrow, even more noise. Possibly with bass.â đ€đž
Now, for those of you who donât live under a bridge made of distorted amplifiers, NAPALM DEATH isnât just any bandâtheyâre the band that made âblast beatsâ a legitimate cardio workout and turned political rage into an extreme sport. Their last mini-album, “Resentment Is Always Seismic – A Final Throw Of Throes”, dropped in February 2022 like a sonic IED, serving as the evil twin to “Throes Of Joy In The Jaws Of Defeatism”. Eight tracks. 29 minutes. Enough sonic violence to make a warzone sound like a lullaby. Available on CD, vinyl, and digital formatsâbecause even chaos needs merch. đđŁ
And letâs not forget “Throes Of Joy In The Jaws Of Defeatism”, their sixteenth studio album, which dropped in September 2020âright in the middle of a global pandemic, because nothing says âupliftingâ like 40 minutes of sonic annihilation during lockdown. Recorded with Russ Russell (the man clearly has a death wish or a really good insurance policy) and featuring artwork by Frode Sylthe, it was everything youâd expect: fast, furious, and politically scathing. If your therapist recommended âhealthy coping mechanisms,â this was definitely not on the list. đ”âđ«đ§
But wait, thereâs more! In October 2023, Shane Embury dropped a bombshell of a different kind: his autobiography, “Life?⊠And Napalm Death”, via Rocket 88. Because when youâve spent your life making music that sounds like a washing machine full of chainsaws, youâve got stories to tell. The book is less ârags to richesâ and more âanarchy to notoriety,â chronicling the bandâs journey from misunderstood noise terrorists to revered icons of extreme music. Spoiler alert: it probably doesnât have a chapter on âHow to Win Friends and Influence People,â but it definitely has one on âHow to Make Your Neighbors Call the Cops.â đđ„
Letâs be realâNAPALM DEATH was once dismissed as âridiculous noiseâ by people who probably still think The Beatles are too experimental. But time, as it often does, proved them wrong. The band became not just the gold standard of extremity, but also a legit political forceâfighting the power, one blast beat at a time. They were loved by John Peel (RIP, you legend), graced the cover of NME, and somehow became indie darlings despite sounding like a factory explosion set to a political manifesto. đđ°
And letâs take a moment to appreciate Emburyâs first studio release with the band, 1988âs “From Enslavement To Obliteration”âa record so heavy it probably has its own gravitational pull. Itâs a masterpiece of sonic violence paired with razor-sharp punk critiques of corrupt politics, capitalist greed, and societal collapse. In other words, itâs still 100% relevant today, which is either a testament to the bandâs foresight or a depressing commentary on how little has changed. Probably both. đâ
So as NAPALM DEATH gears up for album #17, one thing is certain: the world isnât ready. But it never is. And thatâs exactly why we need them. đđ¶
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