Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…
OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? 🙄 It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…
**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYS💩 is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎬. Written, produced, & directed by…
**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…
Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!👵👴 The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
