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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
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HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

OMG! πŸŽƒ Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🀘 from HELLOWEEN πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…

Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
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Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! πŸŽ‰…

Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?
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Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

**Oh, Lesile Rob, you’re SOOO funny!** πŸ˜‚Award-winning? International? She’s been spotted EVERYWHERE: Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, ABC, NBC, even “Steal…

HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
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Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? πŸ™„ Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…

LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About
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LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Lita Ford, our resident queen of hairspray and questionable decisions, just dropped some truth bombs…

Blu-Ray Review – Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)
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Blu-Ray Review – Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Ah, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. Because what the world REALLY needed was MORE Crawley family drama. Because apparently, we…

Marty Supreme: TimothΓ©e Chalamet graces us with his presence in a gripping table tennis spectacle, courtesy of Josh Safdie’s cinematic masterpiece
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Marty Supreme: TimothΓ©e Chalamet graces us with his presence in a gripping table tennis spectacle, courtesy of Josh Safdie’s cinematic masterpiece

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece πŸ™„? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…

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