DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss
Democrats in DC Caught Cooking the Books Again—This Time It’s Crime Stats! Another day, another Democrat scandal. The House Oversight…
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Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”
🚨 BREAKING: The Ghosts of Wayne Static and Tera Wray Are About to Star in a Documentary Drama So Juicy…
Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…
Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…
Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…
All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…
Lawmakers Triggered After Boat Gets Smashed, Want to See the Carnage and Whine About Round Two
Another day, another Democrat witch hunt! Now they’re clutching their pearls over Secretary Hegseth taking out the trash in the…
Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…