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Tag: Racism

Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast
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Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Republican Senate candidate Mike Collins was at a press conference…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…

Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
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Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
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TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
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Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
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Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…

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