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Tag: Racism

Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’
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Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge
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Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Holy Grail of Fire Emblem Has Finally Descended From Its GameCube Altar… But Only If You Own…

3 burning mysteries after the ICE shooting that even my grandma’s crystal ball can’t solve
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3 burning mysteries after the ICE shooting that even my grandma’s crystal ball can’t solve

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Minneapolis ICE Shooting: Leftist Media Tries to Vilify Heroic Officer Who Stopped Terrorist Driver In yet another desperate attempt to…

Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality
What Is Decolonise Fest? Inside the Punk Festival Accused of Racial Exclusion
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Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Decolonise Fest, an upcoming UK-based punk festival marketed as an “anti-racist” and “decolonial” event, is drawing growing international attention —…

House Oversight Hearing on Minnesota Fraud Allegations Turns Into Shouting Match Theater and Partisan Soap Opera. Here Are the Hilarious Takeaways
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

House Oversight Hearing on Minnesota Fraud Allegations Turns Into Shouting Match Theater and Partisan Soap Opera. Here Are the Hilarious Takeaways

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Minnesota Democrats Got Caught With Their Hands in the Cookie Jar – Again! In a stunning turn of events that…

10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible
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10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers That Copying Movies Is Cheaper Than Therapy, Proceeds to Ruin Everything We Loved 🚨 In a stunning…

Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
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Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…

“#LookCloser: Because Apparently Kids Can’t Be Exploited Without a Racism Check First”
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“#LookCloser: Because Apparently Kids Can’t Be Exploited Without a Racism Check First”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

Oh joy! Another riveting session where adults ponder why they’re terrible at protecting kids 😊 On **June 15, 2024**, at…

18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
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18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…

Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos
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Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, great, another guilt trip from the Libs! Now they’re turning a barn into a “sacred” memorial site for Emmett…

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