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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
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Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…

Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
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Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not
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Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
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Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…

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