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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
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Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
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Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously
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Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Metacritic's Annual Publisher Rankings: A Glorious Parade of Numbers That Prove Everything
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Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…

A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
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A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…

Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

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