Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
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Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…
RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…
A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…
Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…
Savannah Guthrie ‘plans to return’ to the ‘Today’ show, NBC says
Oh, Look! Savannah Guthrie “Plans to Return” to Today Show—Because Apparently, Searching for Her Missing Mom Was Just a Coffee…
Berkshire Hathaway’s Quarterly Profit Takes a Dive Because Insurance Operations Are Basically the Titanic Now
Oh no, Warren Buffett’s golden goose is finally laying rotten eggs! Berkshire Hathaway’s profits are tanking faster than Biden’s approval…