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Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
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Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
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Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
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Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
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Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

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