DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
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Trump officials hustle to pitch Venezuela scheme to eye-rolling lawmakers and oil barons who’d rather drink crude than believe this nonsense
Trump’s Venezuela Oil Heist: When ‘Making America Great Again’ Means Stealing Everyone Else’s Stuff In a move that would make…
The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath
The Great Venezuelan Socialist Oil Heist: How America’s Energy Traitors Are Lining Up to Fund Maduro’s Next Luxury Yacht Well,…
Business Acquisition Lunch & Learn: Where Sandwiches Are Served and Companies Are Devoured
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ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls
JUDAS PRIEST’s Rob Halford Celebrates 40 Years of Not Dying on a Tour Bus Like a Rock ‘n’ Roll Cliché…
Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares
🚨 BREAKING: Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien Stranded on Island, Hollywood Calls It ‘Art’ 🚨 🏝️😂 In a shocking turn…
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…
Suzy Sheer: Silicone Valley’s Patch+ Fails to Stick to Reality
🚨 ATTENTION, HUMAN BEINGS WITH ID! 🚨 We will NOT accept your expired library card, your pet’s vaccination record, or…