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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

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