Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…
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Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…
Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire 🔥? You won’t BELIEVE this!…
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…
Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
WoW: Midnight – Because Apparently Azeroth Didn’t Suffer Enough
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 💅 Blizzard, those *masterminds* behind World of Warcraft, have dropped a teaser for their next expansion,…