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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
Breaking News: Sony Gets Sued and Loses (Again) 🚀👊
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal
Breaking News: SCORPIONS Cancel India Tour Due to "Unforeseen Medical Circumstances" (aka They're Just Getting Old) 🙅‍♂️
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SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh no, the SCORPIONS have canceled their India tour 🎸🇮🇳, and we’re all just devastated 😱. The tour organizers, BookMyShow,…

Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Wait, Big Government’s Tax ‘Breaks’ Aren’t Actually Free Money? So all those glorious tax deductions President Trump promised for tips,…

Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business
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Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: Your Tax Refund Just Got Wiped Out By Iranian Oil Prices, Thanks Obama So much for that “big, beautiful”…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

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Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

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YFN Lucci Rocks the Garden: Winners Circle 9-Year Bash – No Green Thumbs Required!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🎉 Winners Circle Entertainment’s 9th Anniversary: A Celebration So Epic, Even Your Ex Might Show Up Join us for the…

Events

Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

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