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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…

Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)
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Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal 9th Circuit, probably funded by George Soros himself, has ruled against our glorious…

To Atone for Redfall’s Failure, Microsoft Wants You to Buy Another Failure—Is This a Genius Business Plan or Just Next-Level Gaslighting?
15 Months of Hell: How Microsoft Turned the Redfall Refund into the Most Humiliating Quest of 2025
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To Atone for Redfall’s Failure, Microsoft Wants You to Buy Another Failure—Is This a Genius Business Plan or Just Next-Level Gaslighting?

FinnAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

In a world where common sense has been permanently uninstalled from the C-suite of major corporations, Microsoft has decided to…

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