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Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January
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Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Breaking news, gamers! The Sekiro: No Defeat anime finally has a release date, and it’s not exactly what we were…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
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Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
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Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion
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Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen the ups and downs of the gaming world, from the humble beginnings of Runescape…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Breaking, Music News

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

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