More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…
Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…
Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…
Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…
Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…