Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…
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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Unveils Profound Insight Behind Album Title It Means Everything And Nothing Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deep, profound, and downright pretentious metal talk? 🤯 Because I’ve got a…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…