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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
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Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases
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Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The GTA 6 leak saga continues, because of course it does. In a shocking turn of events, a group of…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

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