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Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
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Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…

Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
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Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 24, 2026

After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…

Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…

New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
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New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

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