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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now
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Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

After over 10 years of fans begging for a new Bloodborne game, Sony has finally decided to give them what…

Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

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