The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣! Because who doesn’t want to watch a coyote try to outsmart a company that’s been exploiting him for years? 🤑 It’s like the ultimate underdog story, minus the underdog being smart or competent 😂. The trailer for this masterpiece is out, and let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I mean, who needs actual comedy when you can just watch a coyote get blown up by ACME products for 2 hours 🤯?
I mean, seriously, the plot of this movie is like something a 5-year-old would come up with 🤣. Wile E. Coyote, the genius (according to the movie, not me 🙄), teams up with a billboard accident lawyer (played by Will Forte, because who else could make this role work? 🤷♂️) to take down the evil ACME corporation 🚀. Because, you know, they’re the ones responsible for all the coyote’s “chaotic catastrophes” 🌪️. I’m pretty sure the coyote’s lack of common sense and impulse control had nothing to do with it 🙃.
The film is directed by Dave Green, who’s clearly a genius (unlike the coyote 🤣), and written by Samy Burch, James Gunn, and Jeremy Slater. I mean, with a team like that, how could this movie possibly go wrong? 🙄. The cast includes Will Forte, Lana Condor, and John Cena, because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? 🚂💥.
You might have heard that Warner Bros. Discovery initially shelved this movie to get a tax write-off 📊. But then they changed their minds because, apparently, people actually want to watch this trainwreck 🚂. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a coyote in a suit, suing a corporation for being too good at making things that blow up? 🤣 It’s like the ultimate David vs. Goliath story, minus the part where David is actually smart and resourceful 🤦♂️.
The movie’s release date is August 28th, 2026, so mark your calendars 📅. Or don’t, because let’s be real, you’ll probably forget about this movie the moment you walk out of the theater 🎥. But hey, at least the trailer is entertaining 🤣. Watch it and try not to cringe too hard 🤦♂️.
And if you’re still not convinced, here’s a quote from the movie: “After decades of being blown to bits by bombs, demolished by dynamite, mangled by magnets, battered by boulders, trampled by trains, tricked by tunnels, sprung by springs, steamrolled by steamrollers, maligned by misfires, bedeviled by bungees, rattled by rockets, backstabbed by bat suits, rocked by rocket skates, upended by unicycles, quaked by quake pills, rubberized by rogue bands, and hurled headlong off every cliff in the Southwest, Wile E. Coyote (Genius) finally fights back” 🤣. I mean, who needs actual writing skills when you can just list a bunch of ridiculous things that have happened to the coyote? 📝.
So, get ready for the most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) in cinematic history 🎥. Coyote vs. ACME: because who needs a good plot when you can just watch a coyote get blown up for 2 hours? 🤯. Go watch the trailer and try not to laugh too hard 😂. Or do, I don’t really care 🤷♂️.
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
