Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
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Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recusing himself from a major climate change-related…
Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…