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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has taken…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued another TRANSMISSION from the…

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the oil industry is forever grateful. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the saga of Donald Trump’s…

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…

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