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Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
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Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
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Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
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Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
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Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
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New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…

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