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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
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Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
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Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…

Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
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Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…

Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…

Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
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Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
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Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…

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