First Bites Bash 2026 or How to Eat Your Way to a Heart Attack in One Night
Chicago’s most absurd celebration of overpriced appetizers launches: First Bites Bash 2026, where chefs bite back, museums bite budgets, and…
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Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…
The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
Wendy’s Apocalypse: They’re taking away our Frostys
Another American institution bites the dust, folks! Wendy’s, succumbing to the woke mob and their insatiable demands for “organic,” “sustainable,”…
Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You
**Creatives, get ready to mingle with complete strangers!**🤪 Sign up, and they’ll book the restaurant (location: Eventbrite placeholder📍). Dinners aren’t…
Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
**OMG! 🙄 Creatives in Chicago! 🙄 Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between 🙄) unite for dinner…
Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece – or at least…
Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to…
Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…