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Tag: Retirement

Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest
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Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Iowa Senate debate, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
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CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home
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Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
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Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

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