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Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
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Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ„**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🀯 I mean, I’m…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

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