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Future Stuck in the Past on The Real Me Review
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Future Stuck in the Past on The Real Me Review

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Ahead of his new album, The Real Me, Future released the soul-searching single “Radio.” Throughout, he proclaims the song in…

Rolling Stones Ride Decades Long Winning Streak
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Rolling Stones Ride Decades Long Winning Streak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

The Rolling Stones’ latest album, Foreign Tongues, has been released, and it’s a mixed bag. More than 60 years on…

Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
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NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
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Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…

Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
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Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth
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Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor didn’t need a sequel. The original 2005 album, helmed with producer Stuart Price, was…

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