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Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’
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Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…

Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud
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Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Enshrouded Developers Finally Reveal That ‘Autumn 2026’ Is Actually Code for ‘Please Stop Asking Us For A Release…

Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
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Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)
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Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

Breaking: Gilles Peterson, Ron Trent, and Kassa Overall will spin your world into a kaleidoscope of jazz and beats at…

Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…

Webinar: How to Fire Someone Without Getting Sued or Haunted by Their Ghost
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Webinar: How to Fire Someone Without Getting Sued or Haunted by Their Ghost

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: HR Wizards Unite! Samara Belitzky to Reveal Ancient Secrets of Firing People Without Getting Sued 🚨 📅 Mark…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

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Using Lived Experience to Improve Services – What is Co-Production?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

Ever felt your Netflix-bingeing expertise could revolutionize healthcare? 🤔 This course finally gives your couch-potato insights the platform they deserve!…

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