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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started 🎉
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
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Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life

FinnApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…

House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
Tori Amos at Symphony Hall, Birmingham, 10 April 2026 🎤🎹🔥
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Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…

Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
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Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…

Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
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Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled

FinnApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…

We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…

Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Metacritic's Annual Publisher Rankings: A Glorious Parade of Numbers That Prove Everything
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Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
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Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…

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