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Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss
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Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has announced that he’s nominating Lance Schroyer, a…

Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism
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Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate on the Democratic Socialist movement, and I have to…

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
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You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
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Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
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Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
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Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

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