Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
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Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s latest saga. It seems the Trump administration…
Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…
TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…
SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…
CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…
Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…
Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…
You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…