Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…
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Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…
Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
Breaking news, folks! 🚨👀 The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…
Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…
Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…
Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego
Since the release of the first Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer, fans have been wondering how dark it gets for…
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…