Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…
Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…
Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…
Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling
Breaking news, folks: Spider-Man is back, and this time he’s got a brand new day to save the world 🌞🕸️!…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…