Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It
The wait is over, and the brand new Pokémon Champions game has been unleashed on the world 🌎. Well, “unleashed”…
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and drama from the metal music scene? 🤘🎸 Because I’ve…
Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…
Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…
Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…