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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
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Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
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Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
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Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
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Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
Breaking News: Sepultura's Drummer Leaves the Band to Join Slipknot, and the World is Still Spinning 🌎💥
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SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
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Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…

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